I Want YOU… leave your kids at home.

    Again, from the outset, let me tell you point-blank, “I’m not getting married.”   However, that doesn’t mean my girlfriend and Sleazy E haven’t talked about such things: the how, the when, the where, the why….these things may well be just as important as “what should we name our firstborn” for all I…


Elias Cresh’s Ideal Wedding

As I’m stretching out Wedding Week for a second week due to time constraints, today I’ll knock out one of the blogging challenge (BC:A) questions that just so happens to overlap:  Describe your ideal wedding.   ….yikes. This task is a tough one.  The answer all depends on what age I am/was when you ask.…

"Explain yourself."

I Was Accosted By a Crazed Mob of Women

I barely survived I tell you!  I’ll tell you the story, but first a little background while we kick off wedding week with a discussion about people getting married. I’m at that age.  You know the age:  the one where all your friends are getting married, and all your friends that got married young are having…

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Best Date Ever….On Opposite Day

Originally posted on Elias Cresh:
I think I went on a first date with my new longterm girlfriend tonight. I call her my longterm girlfriend because of how it feels, not because of any reality.  And after the night I’ve had, it can only mean this will be sticking around for a LONG time. This…


What You Are

You are not your job, you’re not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club


Wedding Week is Coming To Elias Cresh

No….no, I’m not getting married.  You just stop even thinking about that right now. However, next week we will be interrupting our regularly scheduled posts to bring you a week of nothing but posts about weddings! I know, right?  Who doesn’t love posts about weddings from a guy that’s never been married and isn’t getting…